sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

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September 01 2014, 02:10 PM   •   98,964 notes   •   Via   •   Source

astudyintimelords:

So I recently bought this Dalek talking plushie

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and if you sleep hugging a stuffed plushie and roll over a lot take my word for it and don’t sleep with it because last night I was hugging this dalek and was perfectly asleep and happy and I rolled over and I rolled too much and the dalek got squished and yelled “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” really loudly at like 5 in the morning and yeah I was 200% sure I was about to be murdered.

September 01 2014, 02:04 PM   •   76,186 notes   •   Via   •   Source

anninymouse:

My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”

September 01 2014, 02:02 PM   •   19,694 notes   •   Via   •   Source
awwww-cute:

My brother is in another state right now due to his job. His wife decided to set up a Skype date for him and his dog

awwww-cute:

My brother is in another state right now due to his job. His wife decided to set up a Skype date for him and his dog

September 01 2014, 02:01 PM   •   600 notes   •   Via   •   Source

slashyking:

concuelo:

“John…”

When I say run, do it.

Don’t look back.

Whatever you do, John.

Don’t. Look. Back!

Promise me!

Promise me, John!

Let go of him or I will kill you.

September 01 2014, 02:00 PM   •   4,738 notes   •   Via   •   Source
exponentially-capricious:

stravaganza:

kunt-thisway:

binaryhearts:

landogrey:

hannahcolwell:

stigmatophiliac:



WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT


THE YOUTUBE ACCOUNT ASSOCIATED THIS VIDEO WAS TERMINATED.

whaat

what

whatt

Wat.



WHAT

exponentially-capricious:

stravaganza:

kunt-thisway:

binaryhearts:

landogrey:

hannahcolwell:

stigmatophiliac:

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

THE YOUTUBE ACCOUNT ASSOCIATED THIS VIDEO WAS TERMINATED.

whaat

what

whatt

Wat.

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WHAT

September 01 2014, 01:58 PM   •   982,129 notes   •   Via   •   Source
pinecampple:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

Your URL makes it even better

pinecampple:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

Your URL makes it even better

September 01 2014, 01:53 PM   •   203,748 notes   •   Via   •   Source

aiwa-sensei:

thexth:

trashholmes:

john messing with sherlock when he’s in his mind palace like

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john would definitely put the most random things in sherlock’s hands. like a single egg. and sherlock would come out of it and either break it immediately and stare at his messy hand for 5 seconds or look at it like “…why this. when this.”

Or make a tower of paper and plastic cups and other stuff on his head.

September 01 2014, 01:53 PM   •   13,335 notes   •   Via   •   Source
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